Whoever invented tissues was a genius

They are the greatest invention known to mankind. Whenever I get sick, I just sit there and use them all day and night. It really sucks having to wipe my nose with anything that isn't a tissue. They are so soft and comforting to my red and achy nose. It is really bad when it just runs forever. It is bad when it is running for days and days. Sometimes, I get to the point where I want to stop going to the bathroom to get toilet paper. It is good to have tissue then. I like to have it right at my bedside where I can reach it at any moment.